Thursday, 18 August 2011
RITZ CAFE, FAIRFIELD
Fairfield, sydney's most unsafe suburb, as voted by "booya" member of answers.yahoo.com is actually home to one of the sickest places to eat out for lunch. The ritz cafe is unofficially the most hipster friendly location in fairfield, what with all the 96.1 THE EDGE/LIVE SEXXXYY FM radio thats always pumping down there (yeah, we know you love beyonce), one would actually feel relatively safe in dear od unfairfield. We first went there when our friend and local fairfielder said that there was a cool cafe round fairfield's neeta city...we were sorta thinkin in our heads yeah right whatever but then once we passed the stores with sticky taped up gun holes through their shop fronts, we were all like oh fuck this is pretty sick ay nigs??!?!
feast your eyes upon the pretty sickness:
dont let that lady scare you from comin to the ritz cafe she probably had tourettes cause she was fine when we were chillin near her happily drinking her ineapple drank...yes, thats right, WINTER PINEAPPLE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!
The cafe is overall pink in colour not really sure why but it does set a nice scene to eat saturdays lunch in and looks real great with the red neon lights...the cafe's sorta reminiscent of them new orlens jazz clubs early hipsters would chill in like fat club and the rest.....think of kerouac's on the road, you know, the only ones for me are the mad ones .....
.....mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, mad to eat some awesome food at this awesome joint etc etc etc
but then again the cafe also most definitely echoes the diners of the 50's derrr and a jungle because of all of the ferns and shit they have chillin near the tables. i think this place would be complete with a juke box....yeah.....
the lady who owns/works at the store is pretty nice too and safe looking and lets you split bills which is cool for young niggas who dont make a lot of cash dollars and can only afford to pay for what they ordered.
We ordered the chicken ceasar salad ($14), a vege focaccia ($10), a watermelon juice ($5) and a chicken burger lunch special that comes with a can of drank of your choice which is nice ($10).
The food was all really great, the only problem is that the food is realllyyyy big, we're talkin like huge, dont think anyone could possibly go there and finish their whole meal unless they are a ridiculously hungry guy or if they are sharing or have the munchies or something. Yeah you should probably get high, real high before eating here if you plan on ever finishing a meal.... . The ceasar salad was particularly excellent because they aint cheese tightasses in fairfield like they are in granville. If you like cheese then definitely go to fairfield. The chicken burger came super hot and super fresh as did the focaccia but that wasnt hot because it had raw vegetables in it apart from the hot mushrooms. These were both great also. The $10 lunch specials we recommend because its always sweet getting a free drink, the lunch specials are a burger, a chicken burger or a steak sandwich. A steak sandwich is usually ordered and its the best but we mixed it up and ordered different stuff.
they are also fans of football were guessing...and not bias to any team which is a lovely change because the west seems to be a lot like london in regards to their obbsession with tha footy, watch green street hooligans OR EVEN BETTER:
And if you didnt know, now ya know, you know. You now know that fairfield is actually not all tragic, so don't go joing groups like this one..... http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/I-hate-Fairfield-CA/226707384832 instead visit the ritz cafe, it;s a really good place to go to eat 7/10 much more enjoyable than granville on so many levels, like in granville those arabs who own the store dont really care about the food they are selling they just wanna make some moola but i guess you cant blame a nigga for making some moola, niggas gotta eat ya know.... then again..it aint all about the money money money.